this chick knows how to ride a dick! i need a chick like this!
everyone is making jokes about how britain should take back the colonies but I mean i really don’t think Britain wants us anymore America is like the crack addicted son that stole his moms boat and sailed off into the sunset whispering sweet nothings into the ear of a goat
how fucking high was i
OH MY GOD
I feel that this is an accurate description even though I don’t really know what’s it’s trying to say